‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....