How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...