Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Only in America!
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Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The Lizard of Oz!
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Addicted to Internet Porn
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Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...