Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...