Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
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Appeal
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Bumper Stickers
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George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Coconut & hurricane
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Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
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Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!