If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...