She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...