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Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
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I’m Turner Brown
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A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
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The hunting season
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Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Bunch of good one-liners
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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....