Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...