Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...