Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...