Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...