Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!