Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.