On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...