What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...