Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.