The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...