blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...