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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The work qualification test
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
How Specs Live Forever
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Why did the spider buy a car?
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Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...