Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...