A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...