One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...