Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...