How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
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O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...