Two babies
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More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
How to Know where a Driver is from
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The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Do you realize what I am?
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Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...