Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...