Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...