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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
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There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
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Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
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Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...