Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...