Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...