Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...