Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...