Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...