Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...