Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...