A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...