Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...