‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...