Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...