What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...