Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...