Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...