Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...