Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...