A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!