A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
You looked a lot like my wife
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Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Some professions
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