Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...