Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...