Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...